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The Avengers: Texts

Thor: IT HAS BEEN THREE DAYS AND YOU HAVE NOT YET SPOKEN TO MR STARK, FRIEND BRUCE. MAY I ASK WHY?
Bruce: You see the Caps Lock button? Press it. And not trying to be rude, but it’s none of anyone’s business. Sorry.
Thor: I SEE IT BUT I SHALL NOT PRESS IT. ALLOW ME TO MAKE A PUN; MR STARK HAS PRESSED YOUR BUTTONS ONE TOO MANY TIMES. AM I CORRECT?
Bruce: Jesus.
Thor: NO, I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER
Thor: JESUS IS NOT OF ASGARD
Bruce: Christ.
Thor: HE IS NOT OF ASGARD, EITHER

Jun 25th

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Teacher: I don't think Time travel exists, just mumbo jumbo science fiction stuff. Who here actually believes in time travel?
Me: *only person that raises hand*
Class: 
Teacher: 
Me: 
Class: 
Teacher: Yeah, but there isn't any way to-
Me: Tardis.
Class: 
Teacher: Well, there isn't anyone who-
Me: THE DOCTOR.
Class: 
Teacher: Yes, but you cant-
Me: DOO WEE OOOOH